diff --git a/cmd/Kconfig b/cmd/Kconfig
index 978f44eda426..70acb5727b04 100644
--- a/cmd/Kconfig
+++ b/cmd/Kconfig
@@ -175,8 +175,15 @@ config CMD_CPU
 	  number of CPUs, type (e.g. manufacturer, architecture, product or
 	  internal name) and clock frequency. Other information may be
 	  available depending on the CPU driver.
 
+config CMD_UFETCH
+	bool "U-Boot fetch"
+	depends on BLK
+	help
+	  Fetch utility for U-Boot (akin to neofetch). Prints information
+	  about U-Boot and the board it is running on in a pleasing format.
+
 config CMD_FWU_METADATA
 	bool "fwu metadata read"
 	depends on FWU_MULTI_BANK_UPDATE
 	help
diff --git a/cmd/Makefile b/cmd/Makefile
index 87133cc27a8a..ffb04c8f2e0a 100644
--- a/cmd/Makefile
+++ b/cmd/Makefile
@@ -53,8 +53,9 @@ obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_CONSOLE) += console.o
 obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_CPU) += cpu.o
 obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_DATE) += date.o
 obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_DEMO) += demo.o
 obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_DM) += dm.o
+obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_UFETCH) += ufetch.o
 obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_SOUND) += sound.o
 ifdef CONFIG_POST
 obj-$(CONFIG_CMD_DIAG) += diag.o
 endif
diff --git a/cmd/ufetch.c b/cmd/ufetch.c
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..f7374eb2e364
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/ufetch.c
@@ -0,0 +1,201 @@
+// SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-2.0
+
+/* Small "fetch" utility for U-Boot */
+
+#include <mmc.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <asm/global_data.h>
+#include <cli.h>
+#include <command.h>
+#include <dm/ofnode.h>
+#include <env.h>
+#include <rand.h>
+#include <vsprintf.h>
+#include <linux/delay.h>
+#include <linux/kernel.h>
+#include <version.h>
+
+DECLARE_GLOBAL_DATA_PTR;
+
+#define LINE_WIDTH 40
+#define BLUE "\033[38;5;4m"
+#define YELLOW "\033[38;5;11m"
+#define BOLD "\033[1m"
+#define RESET "\033[0m"
+static const char *logo_lines[] = {
+	BLUE BOLD "                  ......::......                   ",
+	BLUE BOLD "             ...::::::::::::::::::...              ",
+	BLUE BOLD "          ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::..           ",
+	BLUE BOLD "        .::::.:::::::::::::::...::::.::::.         ",
+	BLUE BOLD "      .::::::::::::::::::::..::::::::::::::.       ",
+	BLUE BOLD "    .::.:::::::::::::::::::" YELLOW "=*%#*" BLUE "::::::::::.::.     ",
+	BLUE BOLD "   .:::::::::::::::::....." YELLOW "*%%*-" BLUE ":....::::::::::.    ",
+	BLUE BOLD "  .:.:::...:::::::::.:-" YELLOW "===##*---==-" BLUE "::::::::::.:.   ",
+	BLUE BOLD " .::::..::::........" YELLOW "-***#****###****-" BLUE "...::::::.:.  ",
+	BLUE BOLD " ::.:.-" YELLOW "+***+=" BLUE "::-" YELLOW "=+**#%%%%%%%%%%%%###*= " BLUE "-::...::::. ",
+	BLUE BOLD ".:.::-" YELLOW "*****###%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%#*=" BLUE ":..:::: ",
+	BLUE BOLD ".::" YELLOW "##" BLUE ":" YELLOW "***#%%%%%%#####%%%%%%%####%%%%%####%%%*" BLUE "-.::. ",
+	BLUE BOLD ":.:" YELLOW "#%" BLUE "::" YELLOW "*%%%%%%%#*****##%%%#*****##%%##*****#%%+" BLUE ".::.",
+	BLUE BOLD ".::" YELLOW "**==#%%%%%%%##****#%%%%##****#%%%%#****###%%" BLUE ":.. ",
+	BLUE BOLD "..:" YELLOW "#%" BLUE "::" YELLOW "*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%#%%%%%+ " BLUE ".:.",
+	BLUE BOLD " ::" YELLOW "##" BLUE ":" YELLOW "+**#%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* " BLUE "-.:: ",
+	BLUE BOLD " ..::-" YELLOW "#****#%#%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%#*=" BLUE "-..::.  ",
+	BLUE BOLD "  ...:=" YELLOW "*****=" BLUE "::-\033[38;5;7m=+**###%%%%%%%%###**+=  " BLUE "--:...:::  ",
+	BLUE BOLD "   .::.::--:........::::::--::::::......::::::.    ",
+	BLUE BOLD "    .::.....::::::::::...........:::::::::.::.     ",
+	BLUE BOLD "      .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.       ",
+	BLUE BOLD "        .::::.::::::::::::::::::::::.::::.         ",
+	BLUE BOLD "          ..::::::::::::::::::::::::::..           ",
+	BLUE BOLD "             ...::::::::::::::::::...              ",
+	BLUE BOLD "                  ......::......                   ",
+};
+
+enum output_lines {
+	FIRST,
+	SECOND,
+	KERNEL,
+	SYSINFO,
+	HOST,
+	UPTIME,
+	IP,
+	CMDS,
+	CONSOLES,
+	DEVICES,
+	FEATURES,
+	RELOCATION,
+	CORES,
+	MEMORY,
+	STORAGE,
+
+	/* Up to 10 storage devices... Should be enough for anyone right? */
+	_LAST_LINE = (STORAGE + 10),
+#define LAST_LINE (_LAST_LINE - 1UL)
+};
+
+static int do_ufetch(struct cmd_tbl *cmdtp, int flag, int argc,
+		     char *const argv[])
+{
+	int num_lines = max(LAST_LINE + 1, ARRAY_SIZE(logo_lines));
+	const char *model, *compatible;
+	char *ipaddr;
+	int n_cmds, n_cpus = 0, ret, compatlen;
+	ofnode np;
+	struct mmc *mmc;
+	struct blk_desc *scsi_desc;
+	bool skip_ascii = false;
+
+	if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-n") == 0) {
+		skip_ascii = true;
+		num_lines = LAST_LINE;
+	}
+
+	for (int i = 0; i < num_lines; i++) {
+		if (!skip_ascii) {
+			if (i < ARRAY_SIZE(logo_lines))
+				printf("%s ", logo_lines[i]);
+			else
+				printf("%*c ", LINE_WIDTH, ' ');
+		}
+		switch (i) {
+		case FIRST:
+			compatible = ofnode_read_string(ofnode_root(), "compatible");
+			if (!compatible)
+				compatible = "unknown";
+			printf(RESET "%s\n", compatible);
+			compatlen = strlen(compatible);
+			break;
+		case SECOND:
+			for (int j = 0; j < compatlen; j++)
+				putc('-');
+			putc('\n');
+			break;
+		case KERNEL:
+			printf("Kernel:" RESET " %s\n", U_BOOT_VERSION);
+			break;
+		case SYSINFO:
+			printf("Config:" RESET " %s_defconfig\n", CONFIG_SYS_CONFIG_NAME);
+			break;
+		case HOST:
+			model = ofnode_read_string(ofnode_root(), "model");
+			if (model)
+				printf("Host:" RESET " %s\n", model);
+			break;
+		case UPTIME:
+			printf("Uptime:" RESET " %ld seconds\n", get_timer(0) / 1000);
+			break;
+		case IP:
+			ipaddr = env_get("ipvaddr");
+			if (!ipaddr)
+				ipaddr = "none";
+			printf("IP Address:" RESET " %s", ipaddr);
+			ipaddr = env_get("ipv6addr");
+			if (ipaddr)
+				printf(", %s\n", ipaddr);
+			else
+				putc('\n');
+			break;
+		case CMDS:
+			n_cmds = ll_entry_count(struct cmd_tbl, cmd);
+			printf("Commands:" RESET " %d (help)\n", n_cmds);
+			break;
+		case CONSOLES:
+			printf("Consoles:" RESET " %s (%d baud)\n", env_get("stdout"),
+			       gd->baudrate);
+			break;
+		case DEVICES:
+			printf("Devices:" RESET " ");
+			/* TODO: walk the DM tree */
+			printf("Uncountable!\n");
+			break;
+		case FEATURES:
+			printf("Features:" RESET " ");
+			if (IS_ENABLED(CONFIG_NET))
+				printf("Net");
+			if (IS_ENABLED(CONFIG_EFI_LOADER))
+				printf(", EFI");
+			printf("\n");
+			break;
+		case RELOCATION:
+			if (gd->flags & GD_FLG_SKIP_RELOC)
+				printf("Relocated:" RESET " no\n");
+			else
+				printf("Relocated:" RESET " to %#09lx\n", gd->relocaddr);
+			break;
+		case CORES:
+			ofnode_for_each_subnode(np, ofnode_path("/cpus")) {
+				if (ofnode_name_eq(np, "cpu"))
+					n_cpus++;
+			}
+			printf("CPU:" RESET " %d (1 in use)\n", n_cpus);
+			break;
+		case MEMORY:
+			printf("Memory:" RESET " %lu MB\n", (ulong)gd->ram_size >> 20);
+			break;
+		case STORAGE:
+		default:
+			if (i == STORAGE && get_mmc_num() > 0) {
+				mmc = find_mmc_device(0);
+				if (mmc)
+					printf("Storage:" RESET "  mmc 0: %llu MB", mmc->capacity >> 20);
+			}
+			if (i >= STORAGE + 1) {
+				ret = blk_get_desc(UCLASS_SCSI, i - (STORAGE + 1), &scsi_desc);
+				if (!ret && scsi_desc->type != DEV_TYPE_UNKNOWN)
+					/* The calculation here is really lossy but close enough */
+					printf("Storage:" RESET " scsi %d: %lu MB", i - (STORAGE + 1),
+					       ((scsi_desc->lba >> 9) * scsi_desc->blksz) >> 11);
+			}
+			printf("\n");
+		}
+	}
+
+	printf(RESET "\n\n");
+
+	return 0;
+}
+
+U_BOOT_CMD(ufetch, 2, 1, do_ufetch,
+	"U-Boot fetch utility",
+	"Print information about your device.\n"
+	"    -n    Don't print the ASCII logo"
+);
